笑笑吧！

１。要殺死一個大學生最好的辦法是拔掉他的網路線

２。青春就像衛生紙。看著挺多的，用著用著就不夠了。

３。每個不整理房間的女人都是亂室佳人

４。遇到瓶頸還不是最慘，慘得是過了瓶頸，還有瓶塞...

５。男人喜歡女人像貓一樣，女人喜歡男人像狗一樣！

６。常常說"你不懂啦!"的人--通常連自己也不是很懂...

７。我在臺面上覆蓋一疊零分考卷，結束這學期！

８。時間就像乳溝，擠一下就有了

９。有錢時,口氣很大　沒錢時,火氣很大

１０。當別人覺得你的成就都是屁時　是因為他們沒看見你努力在大便

１１。自從我變成了狗屎，就再也沒有人敢踩在我頭上了

１２。『沒關係』 總是講給自己聽的。

１３。今天不努力工作，明天努力找工作。

１４。你不能讓所有人滿意，因為不是所有的人都是人！

１５。男人喜歡不懂裝懂，女人喜歡懂裝不懂！

１６。計劃永遠趕不上變化，變化永遠比不上有力人士的一通電話。

１７。待人處事，就像瞄準一樣，睜一隻眼閉一隻眼比睜兩隻眼厲害多了。

１８。上了賊船，就要當賊王!!

１９。樹多必有枯枝，人多必有白痴!樹不要皮，必死無疑；人不要臉，天下無敵

２０。人生中最好走的路就是下坡路

２１。一帥解千愁，一醜萬古憂

２２。擅長找藉口的人很少擅長其他的事

２３。時間抓起來就是金子，抓不住就是流水。

２４。退潮才知道誰在裸泳。

２５。好人就是掏心掏肺掏時間掏錢包，但就是不能掏老二。

２６。機會，就像老二，緊握就會變大
生活，就像強姦，不能反抗，就要學會享受
工作，就像輪姦，你不行了，別人就上
讀書，就像嫖妓，出錢又出力
兄弟，就像保險套，桶多大的婁子都幫你兜著
生活，就像自慰，全部的事情都要靠著自己的雙手

２７。人的一生就像在拉屎,有時你已經很努力了，可出來的只是一個屁

２８。男人有錢就變壞，女人變壞就有錢

２９。我沒有愛情史...我的愛情只有一堆屎

３０。男人最痛心的是－為女人掏心掏肺卻不能掏老二
女人最痛心的是－為男人掏心掏肺他只會掏老二

３１。男人做家事，不得了；女人做家事，不得已。

３２。女人總擔心男人所忘記的事，男人總擔心女人所記得的事。

３３。『期待』這件事，早在出生的時候就被剪斷了！

３４。不要往井裡吐痰，將來你也許會喝井裡的水。

３５。姑娘個個好，壞老婆從哪裡來？

最近我变坏了

最近发现我变得没有志向了，变得不再对自己有要求。做事凭心而做，能做到多少就多少，不要求结果一定是好的，也不害怕结果是坏的。而是我跟着事情一起变化。

　　最近发现我变坏了，变得不那么在乎别人怎么评价我，当别人说我没有能力时，我脸不红心不跳（不是死人的那种不跳），我也不需要去证明我是有能力的。

　　最近我变了，变得不那么在乎别人的对错，当别人做了与我的价值观或者评价标准不一样时，甚至在我经验里那样的做法一定是坏结果时，我不会站出来教导他，我也不是赌气说我不帮你等看你的笑话。而只是我认为那样做不会坏到那里去，说不定出来的结果与我认为的完全相反呢。当然，如果需要我，我会说出我的观点供参考。

　　最近我变了，变得不强求事情跟着我的意愿，如果我想去做，我会付出一些努力，如果我不去做，我就默默地注视，会看到其中的变化充满特别之处。

　　最近我变了，当一个来访者继续退缩在自己的安全空间时，我不再象以前一样强力迫他面对，我会默默注视他，因为我理解，我可以同意他先逃避一下。

　　最近我变了，变得脸皮厚了，当别人指出我的缺点时，我会说：我是这样的。

　　最近我变了，我不再要求自己优秀，也不再要求自己成功，我堕落了。　　前两天开会时，提到我追求什么的问题，我的回答是：随风而动，静与动在心中！

　　或者过两天我又变了，那又如何呢。


这篇文章是我 copy n paste 的 >..<"
不是没有理由 copy 的
是因为它说出了我的心声...才copy的
所以不要打我～

笑一笑，没烦恼

(一)

一对夫妻结婚已经五十年了一天早上当他们坐在早餐桌旁时...

老先生对老太太说:「想想看我们已经结婚五十年了」

「是啊」老太太回应:「想想看五十年前我们也是一样坐在这早餐桌旁」「我知道啊」
老先生说「我们五十年前可能还像坚鸟一样光着身子坐在这」
老太太咯咯笑着说:「那你认为....我们该脱光衣服啰?」

当两人脱得一丝不挂坐回餐桌旁「你知道吗亲爱的」
老太太喘息的说道「我的乳头跟五十年前一样为你而发烫」
「我不会觉得惊讶」老先生响应说「因为有一个正浸在你的咖啡里」



(二)

一人在路上看到一堆东西，蹲下闻了闻，说可能是便便，用手摸了点放嘴里舔了下，说，还真是便便，还好没踩到！~

我的第一次

2day is my 1st day + 1st time
be a part timer primary school teacher..
very nervous..dunno how to teach ><

nowadays, the small kids OMG!!!
damn naughty + clever ...
人小鬼大...

anyway, i think it's a nice experience =)

PS:
my student say me very handsome ... wakaka =P
jealous ??? LOL

囧囧囧囧囧囧

囧囧囧囧囧囧

时间过得真的是它奶奶的快
苦读三年的Diploma就酱度过了
好快丫...

明天就是18/07/2010了
对！你没看错就是明天
期待好久的convocation
终于等到了...囧

各位freak freak的好友们
毕业服+四方帽租好了没
台词想好了没
拍照时摆什么post想好了没
没有也不用紧张
因为那些都不是最重要的
重要的是DC digital camera
哈哈哈哈哈...

好久没看到你们的freak脸了 =P
拍些你们的freak照片给我看吧~
让我这个freak宅男
在那遥远的家里也能感受到convocation的那种feel
酱才能跟你们一起high嘛...哈哈

anyway wish u all enjoy ur convo典礼 =)
希望你们能receive到我这遥远的祝福 ~

人生有些事，是错过一时，就错过一世

一个人最大的缺点不是

自私，多情，野蛮，任性

而是偏执地爱一个不爱自己的人。

世上最残忍的事

是你明明知道我喜欢你，

而你却当作不知道...

爱情就像两个人在拉橡皮筋。。。

受伤的永远是不愿意放手的那个。

女孩是上帝用男孩的肋骨做的

那么，你找到你的那根肋骨了么？

世上最远的距离，是我站在你的面前，你却不知道我爱你。
世上最远的距离，是爱到痴迷，却不能说我爱你。
世上最远的距离，是想你痛彻心扉，却只能深埋心底。
世上最远的距离，是尚未相遇，便注定无法相聚。
世上最远的距离，是鱼与鸟的距离，一个在天，一个却深潜海底。

我宁愿与她是平行线

永远不会相交

因为一旦相交

过了那个相交点

和她的距离就会越来越远...

米修米修

yuhoo~
不知你们有没有听过周华建唱过
好想和你在去吹吹风...吹吹风~

好久不见...不知你们过的好吗？
好想你们哦 ~

你们一个两个好像都很忙将 =3=
天气很热记得多喝水啊
尤其是身在国外的 chairman哥哥
要照顾好自己的身体哟

刚刚在 fb 里闲逛突然 ...
看到我们久违的 chairman ... haiz
越来越帅咯~
头发Q了,好像韩国帅哥叻 =p
还和一坨MM去采"丝多贝利"
OMG...异性缘还是他奶奶的旺啊*jealous*
不愧是我们的 chairman

哦对了 18 July
毕业典礼我想我可能不能 attend 了
但是如果我中 4D 头奖
hehehe ...
我就能买飞机票去KL和你们一起毕业了
所以你们赶快帮我祷告吧哇哈哈.....XD

周华建也唱过
朋友一生一起走~

能倾听你心声
陪你欢笑陪你流泪
互相扶持一同成长的人
就是好朋友 =)

总之
我很高兴能够认识你们
我的朋友...

BUSY!!!

working + thesis =

busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!!
busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!! busy!!

forgive me for my late posting... but better then none...
fighting!!! for F6!!!
busy!!

bro...sham is coming back..^^

yor....

watsup man ?

how r u all ?

erm....im fine...

im quit my part time job le....

but still very busy....lol...why har ?

this few week many event lah...

js attended my sis wedding...love my sis very much...

guys, i found 1 place very pretty de ....

is klang, I-CITY....wao, not bad...

nice place for photo shot, especially go with gf!!
damn romantic ...^^ may b u all knew dy...hehe

here some pics.... hv alook...shuh miin!

if u go sure memory full...haha

so...wat to say?

bro...dont worry about me...

im ok n happy now..^^

bro...when want come gathering ?

i got things to share wif u all leh...only can share with bro...hehe..

u all take k urself ya...

by sham

so many assignment tis sem!
6 subject!
gg.com.my
sum1 call 911~~~
can giv me sumtime to breath?!!
everyday 8am nid go out for class or assignment...
everyday sleep in class...
god ah, help help me bah!
hope tis sem fast fast pass by...
gd luck to me...
by star

Sorry! Chairman!

About 2 months did not log in to this blog. Sorry chairman and every members, i punish myself as do 100 pumping n 200 seat up every day. Report to chairman WC:

After u go to oversea and the other 2 members(zhenhua n loon) leave us, our F6 juz left 3. n we become not very freak like before. But we add some activities that we rarely to do when in diploma like play badminton and basketball one time every week. So, i feel that i have keep some fit, but still same height( 157cm :( ).

Now, AQS1 sem3 first week juz start. I think this sem are much more different than before. Juz 1st week, got 2 to 3 assignment start stressing us, not juz free like before. this sem we got a subject is 5 credit n the lecture is pn rahmah (who is the malay woman teach us lab before). And she got many new 'names' like animal, niu(cow)... we call her like that is because she very 'gu zhi' like a cow and she dont noe what we want and we also dont noe what she teaching at tutorial... And this sentence she said is the most i remember when we ask her question : " If u ask too much, i deduct your assignment marks!'. Walau ei, we dont understand and ask question also cannot o. this is why we call her animal.

Xin wei still the same style, always didnt come to school at the 1st week. I think he will meet many problems when he come back.

And also the busiest ppl, sham. Juz quicky stop your work la, good for your study and also your health..

Congatulation aboy, the resit paper pass liao. No need worry cannot graduate. i think you will back home town at 28 may la, before that juz call us out for yamcha o..

Loon, now you very free o, no need to work. When u gonna find a new job? If u want try to work me there, juz tel me la.

Chairman, thats all i want to report. Pls take care urself, wear more cloth, eat more, drink more, sport more, study more, dont make you too tired o.. we will always miss you...hehe

by John

Holidayz !!

Finished all the coursework already~ Still got 1 supervised exam!!~ lol..

I plan to buy a branded wallet ler.. This burberry wallet nice mah? Give me some comments..
click here.

Still very cold at here.. Damn.. This year no summer liao T.T~

Really quiet ler our blog.. Where is other people ler?

我想要說

我想要說

我想要說

如果沒有了你

我該如何往下走

那一秒鐘

有沒有發現我

倔強裡的問候

怎麼勸我放手

在這一切之後..............T.T

erm...er....ah....ee........

speechless...recently how r u all?

me ? 1 word >>>sienz with working....

by sham..

不好意思 hor

long time didn't log in liao
really very paiseh (don insert me >_<")

recently i nothing to do here

everyday just play ... play play play

everyday dota, poker + Plant vs Zombies

P/S: Plant vs Zombies is a nice game =]

chairman,

miss u so much ...

still got do gym there mar ?

奶有下垂吗? O__O

wahaha

this saturday I'm gonna move to GK liao lo

live together with abang sham
可惜的是...u no more at GK liao

no kaki play game liao T__T

十月才开课

不知要在这儿找工 还是 会娘家

haiz...

S.H.E. - 戀人未滿

为什么只和你能聊一整夜
为什么才道别就又想见面
在朋友里面就数你最特别
总让我觉得很亲很贴
为什么你在意谁陪我逛街
为 什么你担心谁对我放电
你说你对我,比别人多一些
却又不说是多哪一些
友达以上恋人未满
甜蜜心烦,愉悦混乱
我们以后 会变怎样
我迫不及待想知道答案
再靠近一点就让你牵手
再勇敢一点我就跟你走
你还等什么时间已经不多
再下去只好只作 朋友
再向前一点点我就会点头
再冲动一点点我就不闪躲
不过三个字别犹豫这么久
只要你说出口你就能拥有我
为什么你 寂寞只想要我陪
为什么我难过只肯让你安慰
我们心里面明明都有感觉
为什么不敢面对
我不相信
都动了感情却到不了爱情
那 么贴心却进不了心底
你能不能快一点决定
对我说我爱你

Spring already leh~ Still damn cold !!!

TMD.. April already the weather still like during winter >.<
Heard that this summer will snow.. GG.. can't see bikini at beach liao T.T
Heard that Malaysia hot until 38 degree?
All people get sun burn liao?
Is that true?
Our earth is getting GG now liao..
Please go watch (Earth 2100), (How earth made us) and (BBC planet earth)..
You will found that our earth is such beautiful.. so try to protect it ^.^~

Sham~ The thing you promise your mum is to find a gf? lol~ gambateh ya~ when you found it must post her photo to here ya ^.^

There still have 2 piece of courseworks for me in this semester~
After submit the coursework, it is time to play!!!
3 of May go to Glasgow, 13 of May go to Edinburgh..
Then 19 of May have a measurement test >.< After test will plan go to London.. LV bag~ I'm coming~~~~~~~~yuhoo~~~~

Ooooi !!! where the others? Boy? Junhun?
Junhun better go CITC update this blog lar~
If not then all people will cucuk you~

regards
F6 ex-chairman~

monday, 5 april 2010, 3.45am

at this moment,
i suddenly think about my parents, n my familys
mum, im sorry,
i promise u smthg
but i failed to do that...
but i wont give up...

athough i call back to them,
they say evrythg Ok..
but i know that is a excuse,
jus let us dont worry about them..
actually ....
what r they doing recently?
r they healthy?
r they happy?
r they lonely?

my little sis in the pic gonna marry soon..
wedding dinner on may n june...
sis i will try to attend ..dont worry..
can u dont marry pls?? >< lolz
cant let u go to other guy...lol
wish u happy family...^^

im working at maxis ardy 5 weeks..
4 week training + 1 week on floor...
the really challenges are coming now... i hv to face it...
but another big war coming
celaka..that is my FINAL EXAM~~~~~~~ tolong tolong ah...
i deicide to stop this work after 3 month...
can i stop it?

recently read a notes from FB
<別把曖昧當愛情 ♥>
我果然太天真。。
但没有暧昧，怎样有爱情哦？ ==''

OI brother!!! wher r u all!!!!
damn...say wan update the blog every week...
shadow also cant c at here....o0o
damn boring

study? working ? which 1 important?

2 week training make me half ghost half human,
why make my life so susah?? for what? for what?
bcoz myself? bcoz some1?
life should b enjoy...
must enjoy everyday, coz life is short and unpredictable..
so...F6..try to me urself meaningfull, dont like me...T.T

GG, exam coming...
how oh...working + study = GG
some 1 help help me...
i really nid ur asistant..

Loon, jaga badan ah, u lagi tired then me,
mon-fri kerja, sat-sun study...take k..when wan go 'shake' oh?
Chairman, i knew ur current country damn many sportlight,
take k, dont hurt by sportlight...
boy, so many part time to chose,
u go chose do somethg hurt ur body...'masyarakat, rosak rosak'
SW, still same pattern,
tengok amoi tak beri muka...tak tahan,
JH, most pretty, cant on9 even not updated this blog
ini orang mau kena cucuk ...

thursday, 18 march 2010..sham

YES SIR^ ^

awesome~~
F6 is reunion!!!

thousand of thanks to abang sham^ ^

in order to chair man, I report my current situation now:

Currently my life get to more and more busy too.. get to go college 2 days per week, work as a Site QS at KP 5 days per week.. The salary was kinda low here T____T The money that I earn cannot cover my expenditure!!! Some more always kena tiong (scold) = =” Feel tired (mentally and physically ) because of work. As a result, I can't deal with my studies T.T~ Assignmentssssss and exam is coming~ (the measurement test is open book too~ lol)… not really get to use SMM7 and CESMM 3… some more new method of taking off list =3=

Nevertheless, still have to learning!!!
All the best!!! F6!!!

Regard
Ordinary common general normal member

I'm back!!!~~

Yuhoo~~ All members of Freak6^.^~ Really miss you all at here everyday~ Won't forget you all de lar :p~
The weather was started to change from winter(minus 3 to 2) to spring(2 to 8) liao~
But still feel very cold because my place was near to seaside..
And the hot babes were wore lesser and lesser A.A~~ Haha~ (aboy's favourite)

My life quite busy at here.. Go to university 3 days per week, Work as a waiter at chinese restaurant 3-4 days per week.. The salary was quite high here~ The money that I earn can cover my rental, food, entertainment and travel summore~ Feel very tired recently because of work. As a result, I can't cope with my studies T.T~ Assignmentssssss is coming and no exams for me in this semester~ (the measurement test is open book one~ lol).. The accent of scottish people very geng.. Even don't understand what professors say sometimes.. Need to self-study lor T.T

Planning to go to Edinburgh(爱丁堡) next month and will also plan to travel whole UK during summer holiday^.^~ Next year going to meet you guys at sheffield or liverpool? And do we need to plan to travel whole Europe???? hehe..

The pound sterling was very low now (1 pound = RM4.95). . So you guys want to change a bit first? haha..

Freak6!!!~ Report your recent development at here as soon as possible (this is an order from chairman!!)~ Haha.. I will motivate myself to come here as many as possible de~

Take care & work hard ya~

Your lovely Chairman

lazy..

walao, very lazy leh..
week 2 ady gone liao..
but still do nth..
next week gt mid-term test, assignment, presentation..
can i finish all of them?
lazy lazy lazy...
everyday sleep in class.. (n c pretty gal)
y i bcum so lazy jor leh??
aduh...
i mz change! start from next week!
hope can do so lah...

AQS sem 2...

this sem is a short sem..
time so rush...
everthg so rush...
everyday so rush...
everyday so busy...(busy yamcha n hit dragon i think, terence tee lah)

luckily i found a part time in this sem
unfortunately i will 'die' in this sem..T.T
but no choice..
just to make my life full of busy
try to make my life simple
try to not think so much...
but is that good for my face? haiz...

work as Customer service at Maxis
part time at night....
nthg else dont simply call Maxis pls...lol..
everynight go n back by LRT...
seen all kind of ppl ( all kind of pretty girls gua)
seen all kind of life
how long i can cont it?
just to hope everyday safe safe..

F6 where r u all ?
haiz...got time share somethg here pls...
SWC...where r u ?
got white girls at oversea then forget us le...sad

lastly...hope everythgs, everyday will b fine
try to b happy.....G.B.M

sham

他夏了夏天

幾點鐘 結束夢 他按下鬧鐘
如往常 開始了一天生活
忙工作 忙收穫 早餐吃什麼
他和他 維持齒輪的脈搏

汗水在他的身上化成了彩虹
步伐的節奏延續生命的河流
默默在崗位戰鬥的每個小小英雄
富有和貧窮、卑微和偉大相同
他從不害怕自己被人群淹沒
中午吃便當是他最大享受

幾點鐘 也許是 月出的時候
如往常 結束了一天工作
他心中 幻想著 晚餐吃什麼
家裡的 讓他不怕往前衝

疲累在他的身上化成了笑容
步伐的節奏開始不那麼沈重
輕輕旋轉著夏天地面悶熱的晚風
平凡或特別、笨拙或聰明相同
他從不擔心自己被世界折磨
甜蜜的負荷是他最大依託

帶著笑容的睡意化成了彩虹
在他夢中一口氣走上了星空
喧囂地亮起整個夏天渴望的揮霍
清淡與濃烈、好與壞他都嚐過
他從不介意自己被命運作弄
按下了鬧鐘開啟另一個夢

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每個女孩身邊都有一個不是男朋友的男朋友你們可能相愛過，你們也可能喜歡著彼此，
但是，為了什麼原因你們沒能在一起？
也許他為了朋友之間的義氣，不能追你。
也許為了顧及家人的意見，你們沒有在一起。
也許為了出國深造，他沒有要你等他。
也許你們相遇太早，還不懂得珍惜對方。
也許你們相遇太晚，你們身邊已經有了另一個人。
也許你回頭太遲，對方已不再等待。
也許你們彼此在捉摸對方的心，而遲遲無法跨出界線。

不過即使你們沒在一起，你們還是保持了朋友的關係。
但是你們心底清楚，對這個人，你比朋友還多了一份關心。
即使不能跟他名正言順的牽著手逛街，你們還是可以做無所不談的朋友。
他有喜歡的人，你口頭上會幫他追，心裏卻不是很清楚你是不是真的希望他追到。
他遇到困難時，你會盡你所能的幫他，不會計較誰又欠了誰。
男女朋友吃醋了，你會安撫他們說你和他只是朋友，但你心中會有那麼一絲的不確定。

每個人這輩子，心中都有過這麼一個特別的朋友，很矛盾的行為。
一開始你不甘心只做朋友的，但久了，突然發現這樣最好。
你寧願這樣關心他，總好過你們在一起而有天會分手。
你寧願做他的朋友，彼此不會吃醋，才可以真的無所不談。
特別是這樣，你還是知道，他永遠會關心你的。
做不成男女朋友，當他那個特別的朋友，有什麼不好呢？


你心中的這個特別的朋友...?是誰呢？很多的感情，都因為一廂情願，最後連朋友都當不成了。
常常覺得惋惜，可惜一些本來很好的友情。
最後卻因為對方的一句喜歡你，如果你沒有反應，
這一段友情似乎也難以維持下去，這也難怪有些人會因此不肯踏出這一步。
因為這就像是一場賭注，表白了之後不是成了男女朋友，要不就連朋友都當不成了。
有些事不是你能預料的，或許對方不在意，你們還可以是朋友，但卻已經不如從前的好.

"Staying with someone you really love even if you know you two can be together for a lot of reasons is like standing under the rain... It feels good but you know it will soon make you sick."

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